octobre 2011
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i really don’t have what it takes to unabashedly make art and write statements and things. i feel like you have to be pretty audacious to write out an artist statement and have people read it, and of course nearly all the statements i’ve read are these like, ingenuous manifestos of self-efficacy that are like ~cloaked~ in elaborate language. but i can’t bring myself to write a...
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septembre 2011
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Top 50 types of water
worldsworst:
50. Bath water - mom said it’s ok if you get a little in your mouth
49. Fiji - do not be fooled by this water it taste like shit and Fiji sucks as a place
48. Water from a hose - on hot days I’ll just sit in a lawn chair with a hose in my mouth for hours
47. Water from a dog’s bowl - taste better if you’re a dog
46. Toilet water - If your dog drinks from the toilet put him down...
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circleofshit replied to your post: i just had a sandwich with salami, pepperoni,…
WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHWTHWHATHWYHATGAHAGATAHAGAHA
I KNOW
i know.
i’m awful. i gave up. although i can only eat birds without feeling sick to my stomach. salami is okay sometimes, and bacon, but only if it’s covered in cheese or peanut butter.
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i just had a sandwich with salami, pepperoni, cream cheese, pickle, and onion. not being a vegetarian means i eat the grossest things
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Nicki Minaj style rap #1
asphyxiations:
YOU A LITTLE STUPID BITCH. FRONT LAWN. GNOME.
GIMME SOME MOTHA FUCKIN HEAD. DOME.
THIS SHIT WASN’T BUILT IN A DAY. ROME.
I’M REAL ASS SHIT AND YOU STYRA. FOAM.
YOU’RE INTERNET EXPLORER AND I’M GOOGLE. CHROME.
DAMN, I’M IN THE MOTHERFUCKIN’ HOUSE. HOME.
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